早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器……（早报：既然外界都喊我进球机器……）
Considering language use and format
I think I need to introduce non-ASCII characters when justified, especially since the user wrote in Chinese. Since emojis should be avoided to maintain ASCII, I’ll focus on the text. The user might want a concise morning news copy, possibly with bullet points. I’ll suggest several lines for captions and end with a quick clarifying question about their desired style. They might want something referencing a player like Haaland or Cristiano, which could make for an engaging social media post.Generating completion lines for user
I'm thinking I should provide a few completion lines and suggest wrapping them into a 图文早报 or 推文. I'll propose around ten different closure lines or headlines in Chinese. The options could include playful puns, like referencing being a "goal machine." I want to ask whether they need me to continue writing titles, create a full sports news summary, or craft poster copy. So, I’ll provide numbered options and follow up with 8-10 one-liners, then finish with a clarifying question.
给你几种续写/标题口吻，挑喜欢的方向：
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——那今天就给你们看点“产能数据”。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——早报就从进球开始：一早三响，叫醒全联盟。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——你们负责起床，我负责把比分叫醒。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——那我就按分钟计件，别眨眼。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——把射门键卡住，周末不关机。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——联赛、杯赛、欧战三线满负荷。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——今天的早报，用进球开场，用胜利收尾。
- 既然你们都说我是进球机器——请收下这份产线日报：X射门、Y射正、Z进球。
要我：
- 继续把这句扩成一段早报开头，
- 写整条赛后海报/社媒文案，
- 做一版包含对手、比分、数据的完整早报？
告诉我球队/球员名、比赛/比分、想要的语气。
